- Currently coated with an inch of global warming, and the Cajuns are begging Al Gore, "Neaux meaux sneaux!" #
- It's snowing outside, in south Louisiana. I checked the sports pages, and… yep, sure enough, the Saints are 11-0. That proves the theorem. #
- Just discovered that there is such a thing as "eel porn." That's the end of the internet, folks. Nothing more to see here, move along… #
- EMS Terminology Of The Week: Incarceritis: [in-kahr-suh-reyt-is] – noun medical condition induced by the threat.. http://bit.ly/6JM4qD #
- Firefighter Hazmat vs Cop Hazmat: Firefighters use the “Rule of Thumb,” in which they stage upwind .. http://bit.ly/5aki46 #
- I'm thinking I need a classy motto, perhaps something in Latin. And that motto shall be… "Carpe scrotum." #
- Indeed.: FIX BAYONETS!
Hat tip to The Smallest Minority. http://bit.ly/5t8YJA #
- When my legion of flying monkeys completes my quest for world domination, SSM will be outlawed, and all the medics will get free Slurpees! #
- Fifteen minutes, seven post changes. Apparently it's a goldfish dispatcher on the console. Wait, what am I saying? They're ALL goldfish!! #
- For You EMS Types…: <i>"I've already called my doctor. He's going to meet us at the.. http://bit.ly/62FmM6 #
- Eating roadkill deer tenderloin. This is what being at the top of the food chain is like, bitches! #
- The Press Ganey Protection Racket: The docs over at M.D.O.D. give us a view of the asshattery that is JCAHO and.. http://bit.ly/7tKaYd #
- Random Musings From An Ex Dog Trainer: You teach a hound when to hunt.
You teach a pointer how to hunt.
You tea.. http://bit.ly/4LGdBP #
- Dear Chris Matthews…: … get off my side.
Seriously, “enemy camp?” WTF?!?
I’m no f.. http://bit.ly/7JEOky #
- Heh. He knows me too well. http://bit.ly/7OU8yp #
- Product Review: Magnum Elite Force 8.0 WPI Boots: Are they waterproof?
- Seen on Facebook: Superman wears Drew Brees pajamas! #
- Saints beat the mostly like AFC Super Bowl contender like they stole something. Who dat, beeyotches?? #
- You know what I'd like to do with Paris Hilton? I'd like to tie her down to the bed… and feed that girl a sammich! #
- Having a serious man crush on my boy Drew Brees. If I were gay, I'd boil his jock strap and drink the broth. Geaux Saints! #
- Thinking that if I tied KatyBeth's arms to her side, she'd be mute. Definitely got that from her mother. #
- Just interviewed by Slate Magazine on the Tiger Woods wreck. Do a press con, Tiger. Wolves are already circling, dude! #
- Something I Didn’t Know: Apparently, those of you who who are debating with Nurse K. over in this post ar.. http://bit.ly/7tiVfG #
- Blogroll Maintenance: Alas, Boob, Injuries and Dr. Pepper and Voodoo Medicine Man are no more.
Pity. http://bit.ly/6oAAzx #
- Also in favor of beating certain ER nurses who view disagreeing viewpoints as "ignorant." But that much fun is probably illegal, too. *sigh* #
- Once again reminded that so-called "high performance" EMS systems use paramedics for fuel. #
- Ambulance Driver’s Aimless Tweets:
Funny As Hell…: … but it would be even funnier if I had n.. http://bit.ly/82Nw0X #