Overheard in the ER

ER Doc: “Whatcha got, AD?”

Ambulance Driver: “Chemically enhanced 54-year-old male, got in a disagreement during a jam session, and one of his bestest buddies whomped him upside the head with some musical instrument. He’s got a head lac, and a globe injury to his right eye. Looks pretty bad.”

ER Doc  (amused): “One of his bandmates belted him with a banjo or something?”

AD: “I don’t think so. As far as I know, you use a banjo on the knee.”

ER Doc (sighing): “Walked right into that one, didn’t I?”

AD: “I slay me sometimes, I really do.”