“It’s a dangerous business, Frodo, going out of your door…

… you step onto the Road, and if you don’t keep your feet, there is no knowing where you might be swept off to.”

I sense the hand of my archenemy Sumdood in this.

I’m sure the young victims were just sitting in their car, minding their own business, holding their weekly Bible study and drinking a wholesome glass of milk, when all of a sudden and for no reason, Sumdood just started bustin’ caps.

They should have known better. Standing around minding your own business is one of the most dangerous things you can do in a city.