The Great Hot Sauce Challenge!

The Great Hot Sauce Challenge to benefit Pensacola paramedic Jimmie Powell, currently undergoing treatment for colon cancer, is only one week away.

Reader Brent Caryl, a man willing to sacrifice his own colon for the health of another man’s colon, is going to eat a sub doused with 357,000 Scoville unit hot sauce, and take a swig from the bottle afterward. If you’d like to sponsor Brent in his quest to turn his anus into a pulsating shower head, all the proceeds go to uncovered medical expenses for a man who will hopefully treat his colon better, once he beats this whole cancer thing.

The big event is on December 8, at 1800 hours in Crestview, FL. That gives you one week to get your donations to:

Jimmy Powell Relief

102 Adkinson Drive

Pensacola, FL 32506

For anyone who’d prefer to donate via PayPal, simply click the DONATE button on my sidebar, and I’ll forward the proceeds to the relief fund. For the biggest donation through this blog, I’ll throw in a free EMS Monopoly game:

Remember, “Greater love hath no man than this, that he lay down his colon for his friends.”

Of course, I’m paraphrasing…