Overheard at Shift Change

Day Medic (chugging a liter bottle of water): “God, I’m thirsty! Still dehydrated from the weekend, I guess.”

Ambulance Driver: “Have a bit too much of the demon rum this weekend, did you?”

DM: “Dude… epic party. Epic.”

AD: “How epic?”

DM (extends iPhone with pictures): “…”

AD: “Um, wow. Is that a – ”

DM: ” – midget stripper dressed like a naughty Santa’s elf? Why yes, yes it is.”

AD: “I hate you.”