Whose War Story Is It Anyway?

Howdy folks, and welcome to War Story Improv! The way it works is, I start with a (semi) fictitious experential anecdote war story, and our talented cast of readers supplies the next line! It's totally unscripted and unrehearsed, and anything goes!

"So there we were, carefully unscrewing the extension handle while trying not to manipulate the guy too much, and I asked the guy, 'So you were painting your ceiling, and fell off the ladder, lodging the paint roller in your rectum. Ignoring the fact that leaving your roller propped up in the paint tray like that is an excellent way to get runs and drips, do you always paint in the nude?' and the dude said…"

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