War Story Improv: The Story Continues

Last week's War Story Improv began the story:

"So there we were, carefully unscrewing the extension handle while trying not to manipulate the guy too much, and I asked the guy, 'So you were painting your ceiling, and fell off the ladder, lodging the paint roller in your rectum. Ignoring the fact that leaving your roller propped up in the paint tray like that is an excellent way to get runs and drips, do you always paint in the nude?' and the dude said…"

And the winning entry was Christie Hale, who continued with:

"Well, I don't normally paint in the nude, but I got some of that new incense….you know…the kind ya smoke (wink wink)…and as soon as I started smoking, little smurfs came out of the wall and said 'Take your clothes off and paint, Boy!' So, I did. You would have too right?!?"

If I didn't know better, I'd say Christie has been on my ambulance.

You win the Grand Prize, Christie, a 3-night, 2-day stay at the Luther's Rib Shack, Tire Repair and Motor Court in beautiful Ladonia, TX! Enjoy that swingin' Ladonia nightlife!