Priorities, Dontcha Know

Economy in the tank, spending unsustainable, and none of the people responsible seem to be willing to acknowledge it.

A debt burden that will cripple the next several generations.

A government so dysfunctional that the only way to tell the parties apart is by which part of the Constitution they're pissing on, and which side of the public trough they're gorging from.

The erosion of personal freedom and the creep of incrementalism so slow that the frogs barely notice the water is getting hotter.

Yet, here in the United States, women are paying to get their hoo ha surgically beautified in record numbers.

My history is a little fuzzy, but I think vajazzling marked the fall of the Roman Empire, too.

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