Chief Complaint of the Night

Patient: “I play too many video games.”

AD: ” … ”

Patient: “And they make me itch.”

AD: “And?”

Patient: “And it kinda scared me.”

AD: “And?”

Patient: “And I think I need to go to the hospital to get checked out.”

AD (sighing): “Get in the ambulance.”

Patient: “Can I bring my video game?”

AD: ” … ”

As you may have surmised, his mental cheese was none-too-firmly affixed to the reality cracker.

Makes me glad to be an intrepid lifesaver, yessiree…

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