Patient: “I play too many video games.”
AD: ” … ”
Patient: “And they make me itch.”
AD: “And?”
Patient: “And it kinda scared me.”
AD: “And?”
Patient: “And I think I need to go to the hospital to get checked out.”
AD (sighing): “Get in the ambulance.”
Patient: “Can I bring my video game?”
AD: ” … ”
As you may have surmised, his mental cheese was none-too-firmly affixed to the reality cracker.
Makes me glad to be an intrepid lifesaver, yessiree…