Crushed

Overheard in the truck:

KatyBeth: “Um, Dad? You weren’t serious about playing in the splash fountain with me, were you?”

AD: “Sure, why not? It’s hot out there.”

KatyBeth: “but you’re, like, 43 years old. And your chest is hairy. And you’ll have your shirt off.”

AD: “Are you saying you’re embarrassed to be seen playing with your father in the splash fountain?”

KatyBeth: “Uummm… yeah. If there are other kids there watching.”
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*sigh*

I suppose this is the year when I start having to drop her off a block away from school, and am forbidden to kiss her goodbye.

Excuse me while I slink off to the No Longer Cool corner and cry.

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