If you throw down with another patron at a diner where no less than four ON DUTY cops are eating less than ten feet away…
… you are a special kind of stupid.
Not just ordinary, garden-variety dumbass, mind you.
You are an epic, industrial-strength, weapons-grade, illegal in 17 states, how did you ever fucking survive beyond childhood, Velcro shoes and a drool bib, imbecilic asshat.
But I’m sure that, deep down inside, you’re still a nice person.