Idle Late-Night Observation From The Bolance

If you throw down with another patron at a diner where no less than four ON DUTY cops are eating less than ten feet away…

… you are a special kind of stupid.

Not just ordinary, garden-variety dumbass, mind you.

You are an epic, industrial-strength, weapons-grade, illegal in 17 states, how did you ever fucking survive beyond childhood, Velcro shoes and a drool bib, imbecilic asshat.

But I’m sure that, deep down inside, you’re still a nice person.