Driving a stable BLS patient with an injection site reaction to the ED just now:
***sounds of defibrillator charging***
AD: “Um, anything going on back there that I should know about?”
EMT Partner: “Nope, nothing to see here. Move along.”
AD: “Wrong button, huh?”
EP: “Just a little prophylactic defibrillation. Nothing to be concerned about.”
AD: “You know, it’s not really nice to scare your partner like that.”
EP: “I like to keep my options open. That’s how this EMT rolls, baby.”