Vendor: “The Blastomatic 3000 is the ultimate solution to your tactical needs. It is ideally suited to take down a knife-wielding mugger at bad breath distance or a Hadji at 1000 yards. It slices, it dices, and it’s made from 100% distilled hippie tears.
Ambulance Driver: “What’s the chance of me getting one for T&A for a month or so?”
TOTWTYTR (apologetically): “He means ‘T&E’. You’ll have to forgive him, we don’t take him out in public very often.”
AD: “Why do people act so offended when I mention tonsils and adenoids?”