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Overheard On The Bolance

Unloading the rig at shift change this morning:

Lesbian Partner: “Dude, don’t forget your man purse.”

AD: “It’s a messenger bag.”

LP: “Man purse.”

AD: “It’s got Velcro and molle webbing, and a hidden concealed carry holster.”

LP: “Dude, it’s gay. And I should know from gay.”

AD: “It’s black, with the NRA logo embroidered on it. It’s tactical.”

LP (rolling eyes): “Whatevs. Do you wear tactical panties, too?”

AD: “Tactical dudes don’t wear underwear. We go commando. Duhr.

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  • Old_NFO

    LOL, at least you didn’t have to worry about ‘proving’ the last… :-)

  • Ross

    Pity they don’t let you wear your kilt on duty…