Unloading the rig at shift change this morning:
Lesbian Partner: “Dude, don’t forget your man purse.”
AD: “It’s a messenger bag.”
LP: “Man purse.”
AD: “It’s got Velcro and molle webbing, and a hidden concealed carry holster.”
LP: “Dude, it’s gay. And I should know from gay.”
AD: “It’s black, with the NRA logo embroidered on it. It’s tactical.”
LP (rolling eyes): “Whatevs. Do you wear tactical panties, too?”
AD: “Tactical dudes don’t wear underwear. We go commando. Duhr.”