Shine R. Bock Says,

“Won’t you donate to Team Ambulance Driver in the 2015 KTKC Fundraising Challenge?”

My dad’s in fourth place, and he’s despondent over it. No mooches, no scratches, no snacks, no romps in the yard… I can’t even get him to break out his boomstick and go dammarmadillo hunting with me.

All he does is obsessively hit the “refresh” button on the fundraising challenge team standings, and say mean things about Team HBC Concealment, Team Dragon, and Team Liberty Martial Arts.

He’s offered to strike goofy poses in a kilt for a $50 donation. He’s offered to name characters in his next book after anyone that donates $25 or more.

Heck, the guy is shameless, and this is coming from me, a dog. I mean, I lick my testicles in public. I know shameless.

How about if I lend my handsome mug to his cause? I’ll bet I can raise more money for cancer research by posting awesome selfies of me here than he can by posting pictures in his silly man-skirt.

(Which, by the way, he will NOT let me sniff under. I mean, what’s the point in wearing it if he won’t let me do that?)

Get to donating for Team Ambulance Driver.

Do it for me, and all the other puppies.