Sent to me by a reader, an EMS dispatcher from New Jersey:
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Fellow Borg Drones, I Feel Your Pain
In my city, when you're dispatched to the parish juvenile detention center, our GPS mapping software leads you to Chuck E. Cheese*. True story. * I'd say "directly to Chuck E. Cheese," but I don't think our route instructions lead you anywhere directly…
Read More »For You EMS Types…
… there's a new post up on EMS1.com. Top Ten Signs Your Dispatcher Hates You. Enjoy!
Read More »Occupy Air Medical Transport*
Now there's a movement I could get behind! * Not an actual movement. Photo posed for humorous purposes only. Don't get excited, Dr. Bledsoe. 😉
Read More »Deer Crunching 101
What is it with Blogorado and hitting deer? I killed the biggest deer of my life at Blogorado 2009, took him down at a dead run with a 318 Dakota. FarmGirl hits an elk with her Crown Victoria earlier in the year, leading to the construction of the Blogorado War Wagon and Death Machine, and then I take down a ...
Read More »For You EMS Types…
… there's a new Top Ten List on EMS1.com. Top Ten Most Commonly Misinterpreted EMS Abbreviations. Enjoy!
Read More »It’s Almost, Like, I’m An Apache Or Something…
Bringing a patient to the ED just now, I noticed a trail of detritus and blood drops leading out the doors to the ambulance bay. Out of curiosity, I followed the blood drops and bloody footprints back to a room. In the hallway just outside the room, there was a half empty banana bag (a standard bag of saline with ...
Read More »I LOL’ed
Joe Packowski on how EMS providers view each other. Chuck Norris would be the perfect medical director, too. Evidence-based medicine? Pshaw. Chuck Norris decides what is evidence, and science follows suit, baby.
Read More »Overheard On The Bolance
Dispatch Drone: "Head quarters to Borg Cube 69." Ambulance Driver: "Go for 69." DD: "69, we need you to respond to Fydallo Ho Expressway eastbound near the Chili's, red Chevy Silverado pickup pulled over in the emergency lane with his hazard lights on. 38-year-old male with a spider bite." [sounds of AD banging his head against the dash] AD: "Aaahhh, ...
Read More »For You EMS Types…
… there's a new column up on EMS1.com. Top 10 Celebrities It Would be Cool To Work A Shift With. Enjoy!
Read More »Verbatim Patient Report From Tonight:
Ambulance Driver: "Heya, Mercy General. This is AD on Borg Cube 387, 5 minutes out with Patient X, who is apparently suffering from, well… let's call it acute exacerbation of chronic Patient X-ness." ED Nurse (sighing): "So she's drunk and fighting with her boyfriend again? What is it this time, abdominal pain or demonic possession?" AD: "Not really sure, haven't ...
Read More »Not-So-Smart Bomb
Colorado Teen Injured Grinding Fireworks in Coffee Grinder. A Colorado teen is recovering from serious burns he suffered when the fireworks he was attempting to mix in a coffee grinder exploded… The blast shook the house of a fire inspector who lives about a quarter-mile away. Reading that, all I can think of is the rise and fall of the ...
Read More »Overheard In The Emergency Department
Ambulance Driver: "Well man, looks like you're in good hands. Good luck to you, and here's to better luck in choosing female companionship in the future." Stabbing Victim: "Yeah, like a girlfriend that won't stab me. That's the second one." AD: "Maybe you ought to have them fill out a questionnaire or something, like 'Do you feel like sharp weapons ...
Read More »For You EMS Types…
… I have a new column up on EMS1.com. Top 10 Ways To Be a TV Medic.
Read More »“Look Out Shrek, He’s Got A Piece!”
A Cleveland, TX man is airlifted to Memorial Hermann Medical Center in Houston after an encounter with a feral housecat: At some point during the attack, the man and the cat reportedly were injured by a knife the man was holding. The man was taken to Cleveland Regional Medical Center before being transported to Houston. Thus disproving the theory that ...
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