It’s Satire

Rescue 911 mastered the art of EMS stories with fairy tale endings. Seems like the entire post-Emergency generation of EMT's was inspired by Willim Shatner's narration of heroic EMS actions where everyone gets saved, the victims live happily ever after, and the EMT's all get invited to the birthday picnic a year later. So I guess it's only fair that ...

Fred Sanford Syndrome: clinical disorder characterized by the life-threatening complaints in the absence of any objective clinical findings. Sufferers of Fred Sanford    Syndrome (FSS) usually present with chest pain, often accompanied by a constellation of associated symptoms including respiratory distress, dizziness, anxiety, syncope, flatulence, incontinence, amnesia, seizures, speaking in tongues, headaches, blurred vision, loss of vision, aphasia, dysphasia, paranoia, combativeness, ...