The Grand Exalted Poobah of the Malevolent Order of Arrogant Pricks

For those of you who don’t follow the gun blogs, you may not know this guy:

Allow me to introduce you to Christian Trejbal, Asshole Extraordinaire. Mr. Trejbal is a columnist for the Roanoke Times who apparently had no personal qualms about printing the names and addresses of all CCW permit holders in the state of Virginia.

Aside from his willingness to violate the privacy of citizens for no other reason than that he disagrees with their opinions on the right to keep and bear arms, it also turns out that Mr. Trejbal is an equal opportunity asshole. To wit:

When I see a car plastered with stickers promoting candidates or views with which I disagree, I treat them just like the gas-guzzling, road-hogging sport utility vehicles I find equally morally bankrupt: I don’t yield to them.

When someone throws on a turn signal indicating he wants to break into traffic, in most circumstances there is no obligation to give way. If a vehicle sports one of those ironically misguided fish-eating-the-fish-with-feet, forget it. If it has the “Coexist” sticker with all those different religious symbols for letters, well, then I’ll make some room.

Heh.

Well, I have been known to drive a gas guzzling SUV, and at work I drive a diesel-guzzling, smoke-belching, screeching behemoth of an ambulance that rides like a gravel truck, stops like a freight train and has the neck-snapping hole shot of an ocean liner. It’s a real rolling ecological disaster, complete with on-board biohazards aplenty.

And it’s folks like Mr. Trejbal that make me wish that I had twin .50s in the grill and a snowplow bumper instead of a light bar and a siren.

And after I have walked a burst of rounds into his cute little Prius and plowed his arrogant little ass into the ditch, he can look up and see this bumper sticker on my rig as I continue on my way:

Coexist, indeed.