… mid 90’s Mercury sedan equipped with nine video screens!
Yes, you read that right. NINE video screens: One on each visor, one on the roof console between those two, one in the headrest of each front seat, a larger screen in the seat back between those two, and three more mounted in the rear seat head rests.
I’m not quite sure of the purpose of the screens mounted in the rear seat. Perhaps they were to entertain the other motorists.
And where was this rolling monument to bad taste and too much disposable income headed, you ask?
Why, to the local charity hospital ER, naturally!
I only wish I were kidding.