Overheard on the ‘bolance last night:
Current Partner: “So, I don’t get a nickname like all your other partners?”
Ambulance Driver: “Dude, you won’t be with me long enough to merit your own nickname.”
CP (pouting): “All your other partners got a nickname. I want a nickname.”
AD (sighing): “Okay, how about Unreasonable Facsimile?”
CP: “Um, I guess. Why that name in particular?”
AD: “Because you look a lot like me, except without my charm, talent and wicked sense of humor.”
CP: “Um, maybe we should pick another…”
AD: “Too late.”
Careful what you wish for, UF. You got your nickname.