Reason #6587 Why My Kid Rocks


She finished the second grade with a 3.88 GPA, despite having to work far harder than her classmates, and was still bummed because she didn't get the Most Improved Student award for the second year in a row. I had to explain to her that it's hard to show dramatic academic improvement when your baseline is general ass-kicking excellence.


Yo, that's one proud set of parents right there.

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