Call from a little while ago:
AD: “Dude, I know your veins are shot, but I’m gonna have to stick you anyway. Your pressure sucks.”
Very Sick Tattooed Dude (sighing): “Do what you gotta do, man. Good luck finding one.”
*Five minutes later*
AD: “When this is all over, you need one new tatt, dude.”
VSTD: “Oh yeah, what?”
AD: “You need a bullseye right in this spot on your right forearm and a legend that says ‘BEST VEIN HERE’. Tell ’em it’s deep, but it’ll take an 18.”