At a local Emergency Department earlier tonight:
Meth-head Psych Patient:"Bitch, I said I'm leaving!"
Nurse 1: "No, you're not. Get back in your room."
MPP: "Bitch, I'm fucking outta here, and you ain't stopping me!"
Nurse 1: "Security!"
Nurse 2: "He's making his rounds. You Borg guys will help us with her, right?"
Skinny (excitedly): "Hell yeah! It's about to go rodeo up in this bitch!"
AD: "Yeah, and I've won a bunch of buckles in skank wrestling."