Overheard at the #NRAAM:

Joe Speer: “So I’m wading through this Sux O’ Luxe Truck, fishing around for the burrowing owl we sucked out amongst all the prairie dogs, and – ”

Jay G: “What’s a Sux O’ Luxe Truck?”

Joe: “It’s this giant vacuum truck that you use to suck prairie dogs right out of their burrows.”

Jay: “Oooh, does it have a reverse switch?”

Joe: “Why would it need a reverse switch?

Jay: “Three words, dude: Prairie. Dog. Skeet.“