For you EMS types, there’s a new post on EMS1 about
cocaine bear animal attacks. If there’s anything scarier than an angry mama bear with cubs, it’s an angry mama bear that’s high on cocaine.
The only bright side is that rarely will you encounter a mama bear high on cocaine who is actually with her cubs. She probably left them up a tree three days ago while she was shacked up with her dealer. Methamphetamine bears can also be hyper-aggressive, but you usually don’t have to worry about maulings because they rarely have teeth.