I’m nation wide.
So there I was, facing a whole classroom of kindergartners, five minutes before the afternoon school bell rang to begin their Christmas vacation. Just me between them and the door, armed with nothing more than a flimsy yardstick, and a handful of hardened Play-Doh.
“No one leaves before they pick up their reading assignments! 400 words on ‘Why I’d Like To Be An Ambulance Driver,‘ due the first day back from vacation!” I screamed.
The bell rang.
And then they charged…
H/T to Wyatt Earp.