Something I Didn’t Know

Apparently, those of you who who are debating with Nurse K. over in this post are a bunch of ignorant, poorly educated, cousin-humping Southern hicks and rednecks, who live in little Deliverance-esque hamlets that haven’t evolved since the Great Depression.

So when you can take a break from yer terbacky chawing and child beating, edify her as to just how many of you possess college degrees, live in major urban centers, or God forbid, live up there behind enemy lines amidst the nanny-staters.

She might be surprised. Then again, she’ll probably just continue with her fingers in her ears, shouting “Lalalalala I can’t heeeeaarrr yooouuuuu…”