Oh. My. Gawd.

Perusing an old friend’s Facebook page today, and I find this, circa 1985:

In case you ever wondered, no, I did NOT rock the mullet in high school.

I’ll leave you to your own devices to figure out which one of these fine specimens of 1980s fashion is me.

Hint: Look for the one with the lopsided ears that belong on a certain cartoon elephant.