Unreasonable Facsimile

Overheard on the ‘bolance last night:

Current Partner: “So, I don’t get a nickname like all your other partners?”

Ambulance Driver: “Dude, you won’t be with me long enough to merit your own nickname.”

CP (pouting): “All your other partners got a nickname. I want a nickname.”

AD (sighing): “Okay, how about Unreasonable Facsimile?”

CP: “Um, I guess. Why that name in particular?”

AD: “Because you look a lot like me, except without my charm, talent and wicked sense of humor.”

CP: “Um, maybe we should pick another…”

AD: “Too late.”

Careful what you wish for, UF. You got your nickname.