I Have Become What I Beheld…

… and it ain’t pretty.

I just went to pick up cold medicine, Coke Zero, and chicken soup at Wal Mart.

While wearing pajama bottoms with leaping deer on them, Mossy Oak Breakup house slippers, and an Advantage Timber shirt with a big hole in the back. I expect my picture to appear on People of Wal Mart presently.

Hey, don’t judge me. I’m sick!