And If Chosen…

… as your 2010 EMS Blog of The Year, I promise to feed the hungry, and strive for whirled peas.

And I’ll see to it that everyone gets their own Slurpee machine, and a pet unicorn that poops a rainbow of pure Skittles! I promise!

Sadly, for my female readers, I was unable to find a picture of a scantily clad, buff male paramedic anywhere on the internet. Plenty of pics of firefighters, but apparently paramedics are unwilling to debase themselves like that.

Either that, or we’re too busy saving lives and stamping out disease to work out enough to get a calendar-worthy body.

So instead, I will break out the Ultimate Weapon: baby pics!

Vote for my Daddy! Am I not adorable?

If my daddy doesn't win the contest, I may never get to go to Disneyland again!

You must pheer teh kewtness.

Vote now, and vote often!