Rest In Pieces, Osama

Fox News is reporting that Osama Bin Laden, terrorist asshole, was taken out by one of our missiles last week, confirmed by DNA analysis of the remains.

Gues he'll be finding out right now if that whole 72 virgins promise was bullshit.

Edit: Some of the Twitter comments are priceless. A sampling:

Dear Osama Bin Laden, I win. Sincerely, Waldo.

That'll teach Osama not to use an iPhone 4!

 

Edit 2: "BOOM, HEADSHOT!" As CBEMT pointed out in comments, my earlier information was wrong. Turns out it was Navy Seals. I wonder if FPS Doug was on the fire team?