Introducing My New Partner!

Long time readers of my blog know that I use a pseudonym for all my partners. Farting Partner, Pardner, Kelso the Sex Beast, Ferris Bueller, Bitchy Partner, Sports Fan Partner, Peter Griffin, Doug E. Fresh… they shared most of the adventures here on this blog, although sometimes I've swapped them around in the stories to further muddle any details that could identify a patient.

Well, I've been wracking my brain to come up with a suitable pseudonym for my current partner. She's wholesome, petite, just a bit shy, blushes charmingly, has been known to giggle girlishly, and uses a Scrunchie to keep her hair up. And then it hit me…

She's Betty Rubble.