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Public Service Announcement

If you are 25 years old, with no appreciable health history…

… and you’ve been sleeping in an awkward position for several hours…

… and the limb you’ve been sleeping on is numb and tingling when you finally awake…

you are not having a stroke.

You most certainly are an idiot, and quite possibly a candidate for forced sterilization to prevent you from further contaminating the gene pool and raising a passel of mouth-breathing, knuckle-dragging, booger-eating cretins that bear a strong familial resemblance to yourself…

… but you are not having a stroke.

Although now I am.

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