Conversation at a scene just now:
Cop: “Says he’s been out of his psych meds for five days.”
AD: “… and? That’s not reason alone to go to the ED in an ambulance.”
Cop: “He’s also been drinking beer all afternoon, and walked down here to the truck stop to play video poker and watch the Super Bowl, when he suddenly decided he didn’t want to live any more.”
AD: “Niners fan, huh?”
I crack myself up sometimes.