Ambulance Driver Files A Day in the Life | Kelly Grayson
Laid Back Male Nurse: Is that the urine on Bed Four?
Ambulance Driver: Yep.
LBMN: Doc wants a urine glucose on her.
AD: Okay. (dips finger in cup and licks it) Pretty sweet. I’d definitely say she’s got the osmotic diuresis going on.
Thin Anemic Nurse: (Speechless. Just looks horrified)
LBMN: Nice try, but Doc wants a quantitative analysis.
AD: (takes a healthy slug, swishes it around like mouthwash. Swallows) I’d say about 456.
TAN: (Running to the bathroom to spew)
LBMN: Amazing what you can do with a little apple juice and a urine cup.
AD: Yep, good for hours of fun and enjoyment.