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Chicken Nuggets Happy Meal: $3.95
Watching a 300 pound guy wiggle his way up the serpentine tubular slide at McDonald’s Playland to rescue his daughter because she froze at the top: Priceless.
OR…
Cesarean section and two months of NICU care: $255,000
Y’all please pardon the big goofy paramedic while he does a Snoopy dance.
Years of intensive physical therapy: $200,000 (and counting)
Seeing your daughter discover she can climb to the top of the McDonald’s Playland all by herself: Priceless.
Y’all please pardon the big goofy paramedic while he does a Snoopy dance.