Reason #71 I Suck Up to Babs…

…is posts like this.

You know, there’s a lot of women like this on my blog roll; Holly, Phlegm, Flo, Mair, Night Lightning Woman

…genteel women all, with tempered steel in their spines. When I think of Southern women, I don’t think of delicate Jawjuh peaches or Olympia Dukakis with her ridiculous Southern accent in Steel Magnolias. I think of women like this.

They’re not really all that rare, but the world sure needs a lot more of them, and men worthy of their affections.

Ladies, do any of you have hot single sisters or friends in the 30-45 age range that are remotely like you? If so, could you hook a brutha up?* I’m even partially housebroken.

*But only if I am unsuccessful in my quest to win Babs’ everlasting love and affection. Relocating to Louisiana is a must, but in return I promise to cook, clean, do laundry and put the toilet seat down.

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