Sumdood Sighting


Tom Reynolds of Random Acts of Reality has been dealing with a rash of stabbings of late in his London ambulance district. The other night, he cared for one innocent youth in, as he calls it, a “pre-stabbed” state:

The police arrived at the house moments after we got there, as he wasn’t seriously injured I told the police that they could get their interview done before we took the boy to hospital.

Of course, it wouldn’t be as simple as that – he started off by claiming that he didn’t know where he had been ‘hanging out’. He also didn’t know who he had been with, what type of car the assailants had been driving, what they had looked like or even his friend’s home address or phone number. He wasn’t going to tell the police anything.

I’m guessing that if the kid gave the cops any info at all, the assailant was a guy named Sumbloke.

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