Ambulance Driver Files A Day in the Life | Kelly Grayson
Self-tagged myself with this one from Scully at Skywritings.
WHAT ARE YOUR NAMES?
1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet & current car)
Sprite Dakota – Now opening for the Indigo Girls, and headlining Lilith Fair 2008! Granola, anyone?
2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (fave ice cream flavor, favorite cookie)
Chocolate Deluxe Graham. Heh. I needs me some hos and a merlot Caddy.
3. YOUR “FLY Guy/Girl” NAME: (first initial of first name, first three letters of your last name)
SGra. If by “fly” you mean “has no rhythm whatsoever.”
4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Navy Dog. Mike Hammer’s lesser known sidekick.
Navy Dog. Mike Hammer’s lesser known sidekick.
5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Kelly Monroe. “Blake, I know I’ve had a hysterectomy and the demonic possession rendered me incapable of normal human relationships, but I’m pregnant…and I think it’s yours.”
6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)
Grast. Remember the fat fry cook in Episode Two, the one who gave Obi Wan the info about the origin of the poison dart? Yeah, well I was his body double in the buttcrack shot.
7. SUPERHERO NAME: (”The” + 2nd favorite color, favorite drink)
Olive Budweiser. Thwarting evildoers everywhere with my strange choice of garnishes, aided by my trusty gay sidekick, Chartreuse Pink Lady.
Olive Budweiser. Thwarting evildoers everywhere with my strange choice of garnishes, aided by my trusty gay sidekick, Chartreuse Pink Lady.
8. NASCAR NAME: (the first names of your grandfathers)
Frederick Hilton. Sponsoring the #69 “That’s hot!” car.
Frederick Hilton. Sponsoring the #69 “That’s hot!” car.
9. STRIPPER NAME: ( the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent, favorite candy)
Rojas Snickers. Don’t laugh. I was a reverse stripper, where you start off naked and people pay you to put stuff back on.
10.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother’s & father’s middle names )
Anita Frederick. Yeah, I could totally pass as a woman.
11. TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME: (Your 5th grade teacher’s last name, a major city that starts with the same letter)
Sanders Savannah. Playboy Channel’s newest weather girl!
12. SPY NAME: (your favorite season/holiday, flower)
Christmas Honeysuckle. Why is it that all mine are heavily trending toward porno pseudonyms?
13. CARTOON NAME: (favorite fruit, article of clothing you’re wearing right now + “ie” or “y”)
Apple Codpiecey. Just because it sounds so much better than Apple Nothing, and I’m angling for a regular gig on South Park.
14. HIPPY NAME: (What you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree)
Pop Tart Pin Oak. Sprite Dakota’s tambourine player.
15. YOUR ROCKSTAR TOUR NAME: (”The” + Your fave hobby/craft, fave weather element + “Tour”)
The Hunting Thunder Tour. The Nooge will be opening for me.
