Ambulance Driver Files A Day in the Life | Kelly Grayson
AD (yawning): “So what have we got?”
Cop (rolling eyes): “Drunken drama. She’s tanked up on Hennessy and threatening suicide.”
AD: “Huh. She say how she planned to do it?”
Cop: “Told her girlfriends she was gonna hurl herself out the window.”
Bitchy Partner: “She lives in a FEMA trailer with windows three feet off the ground, dude.”
Cop: “Yeah, so?”
AD: “So can we get her relocated? Maybe to a high rise apartment somewhere? Something cozy, with a balcony?”