This One Deserves A Post Of Its Own

TOTWTYTR asked in the comments on my last post:

“What’s a clitris, anyway?”

To which I replied,

“Legend has it that that the clitris holds the key to a woman’s sexual satisfaction.

At puberty, they teach budding young women to tell their mates, ‘You almost found it,’ seconds after they give up in frustration.

Personally I don’t think the damned thing exists.”

His rejoinder:

“Oh, that thing. It’s sort of like Sumdood in that a lot of people know other people who say they’ve seen it, but no one actually has proof.”

*snerk*