Ambulance Driver Files A Day in the Life | Kelly Grayson
Dispatcher: “Borg Unit Four, you have an assault/rape at Masquerade, 1384 Waterfront. 23-year-old male at the rear entrance*.”
Temporary Partner: “What’s Masquerade?”
Ambulance Driver: “Local gay bar. They have an awesome drag show on Wednesday nights.”
Temporary Partner [on radio]: “Dispatch, where did you say the patient was again?”
Dispatcher: “Unit Four, your injury is going to be at the rear entrance.”
TP: “Ummmm, okay.”
And she blushed so charmingly, too.
*I don’t know if it is intentional, but it wouldn’t surprise me if it was…when the club moved to its current location, the club owners made the original entrance the emergency exit, and made the former emergency exit the main entrance of the club. So now, everyone comes in through the rear entrance. Srsly.