Ambulance Driver Files A Day in the Life | Kelly Grayson
Ex Missus: “Just letting you know I paid the lawyer this morning. Three weeks, give or take, and you’re a free man.”
Ambulance Driver: “Cool. My harem was getting antsy.”
EM: “Do you recall if the lawyer said Little Brother’s DNA test was required by law, or ordered at the discretion of the judge?”
AD: “Can’t recall. Why?”
EM: “Well, I’d rather not spend $500 on a DNA test to establish paternity if a couple of signed affidavits from you and Husband In Law would suffice.”
AD: “I’ll ask the lawyer. Maybe we can get the judge to waive the DNA testing because Husband In Law is a Texas A&M fan.”
EM: “Uhhhhh, why would that matter?”
AD: “DNA testing would prove nothing. All Aggie fans have the same DNA anyway…”