Ambulance Driver Files A Day in the Life | Kelly Grayson
AD: “Katy, come over here and give your old man a kiss. I didn’t get my good morning kiss, after all!”
KatyBeth: “Uh uh. You got one first thing this morning.”
AD: “Doesn’t matter. I am entitled to unlimited smoocharooneys, on demand. It’s in the Daddy Contract.”
KB: “Is not. That’s not even in the Constitution!”
Neither is the right to health care, but I didn’t tell her that. I might not have gotten my kiss!