Good To Know

Recent tips from my resident fashion advisor (aka KatyBeth):

“Daddy, do you have to wear your work boots everywhere?”

“Daddy, that shirt doesn’t match your pants… no, they don’t complement each other. That only works with my outfits.”

“Hurry up, Daddy! No one really cares what you look like anyway!”

“Daddy, you can’t wear that to the movies… no, that isn’t your official movie theater shirt. Last week you said it was your fishing shirt.”

“Daddy, all your shorts make you look like you have no butt. That’s because you have no butt.”

But of all the fashion tips I get from my daughter, last night’s (delivered with an exasperated sigh and an eye roll) was the most useful:

“Daddy, you’re printing again. Adjust your shirt.”

*Sniff*

I am so proud.