Happy Father’s Day

There have been times, after being begged yet again for one more bedtime story, I've invented my own alternative endings for Katybeth's favorite fairy tales.

I've been tempted a few times, but I've never gotten quite exasperated enough to do it like Samuel L. Jackson (NSFW warning):

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U550Gxh5voY&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]

 

It's Go The F*ck To Sleep, the bedtime story book for exaperated parents!