Easiest. Delivery. EVAR.

Nothing like walking into a scene to find a calm patient, calm family, calm first responders and a healthy, vigorous newborn waiting for you. Mom had even tied off the umbilical cord with a clean shoelace.

All I had to do was clamp and cut the cord, deliver and bag the placenta, and massage the fundus a bit, and we were golden. Hardly even got any blood on my stretcher.

Not that it mattered, of course, because I handed her off to the second-in crew to transport.

SCORE!

The only disappointment was that the mother refused to consider my suggestion that "Kelly" was a perfectly good choice of name, suitable for a boy or girl.

I'll take a field delivery like that every time, thank you.