Ambulance Driver Files A Day in the Life | Kelly Grayson
If you are 25 years old, with no appreciable health history…
… and you’ve been sleeping in an awkward position for several hours…
… and the limb you’ve been sleeping on is numb and tingling when you finally awake…
… you are not having a stroke.
You most certainly are an idiot, and quite possibly a candidate for forced sterilization to prevent you from further contaminating the gene pool and raising a passel of mouth-breathing, knuckle-dragging, booger-eating cretins that bear a strong familial resemblance to yourself…
… but you are not having a stroke.
Although now I am.
