Ambulance Driver’s Aimless Tweets

  • For Those Of you Who’d Rather Read A Screen Than A Page…: … it would seem that En Route is av.. http://bit.ly/6C507f #
  • The Handover Deadline Approacheth!:
    Submissions deadline is midnight tomorrow, Friday, December 18.
    Yeah, I&#8.. http://bit.ly/55B7uE #
  • I don't know but I've been told, a big leg woman ain't got no soul. Fat bottom girls do, however, make the rockin' world go 'round. #
  • If you ever doubt the decline of human intelligence… just read the comments on any YouTube video. #
  • Lounging at the station in my underwear, scratching my ass. Unfortunately, my station is a street corner, so the cops are a little pissed… #
  • STEMI patient: 12 lead, ASA, O2, 3 Nitro, 2 IVs, Nitro paste, 4 of Morphine, in 14 minutes from 911 call to ED arrival. Why yes, I DO rock. #
  • I'll bet the worst part of getting a lung transplant is that the first few loogies you cough up… are not your own. #

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